Funny!

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[scootac]

Or when it's hilly, a tree.
Keep your eyes on it, don't look at the ground, and you can drive a very straight line.

 

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[Daboo]

 

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[Fawlty]

 

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[Larry Fine]

 

[Pop-Pop]

Do you know that An 11 year old girl realized that she had started to grow hair between her legs, she got worried and asked her Mom about the hair.

Her Mom calmly said "That part where hair has grown is called a Monkey, be proud that your Monkey has grown hair.

Next morning at breakfast she told her sister.
"My Moneky has grown hair" her sister smiled and said that's nothing, mine is already eating Banana." her Mom fainted ‍

Stop ignoring my posts I'm not your ex.‍

 

[RaYzerman]

 

[bdalameda]

Many years ago I had a friend whose father managed to sink his new Pontiac while launching a boat. His two sons had a rather large bumper sticker made that they put on his replacement Pontiac one night that said, "Who Needs a Boat When Pontiacs Float".

 

[docw1]

A man stopped at a fancy restaurant by himself for dinner and was very demanding of his waitress and left 3 pennies on the table for her tip. She chased him down as he was leaving… Sir, sir, wait…did you know I can tell a lot about you by your tip? He was intrigued, “do tell” he said. The waitress tells him “from this 1st penny I can tell you are a frugal man”. He looked excited “Yes, yes I am very careful with my money, please tell me more”. The waitress points at the 2nd penny “this penny tells me you are not married”, the man is smiling ear to ear. “I have never been married, I can't believe you can know this, please please tell me more” The waitress points at the 3rd penny “from this penny I can tell your father never married either” and she walked away

 

[Team2010]

 

[Pop-Pop]

 

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