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Never understood why Kirk wanted to be beamed up Scotty.... and now a word from our sponsors ...
... zis never gets old ...
Don't knock it until you've tried it.
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I can hear it too!
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... AKA short fused ... BTDT...
... Steven Tiler working around the clock ...
... she must be a real bad driver to receive dedicated signs ...
... so this is the future they force upon us ...
... Steven Tiler working around the clock ...
... she must be a real bad driver to receive dedicated signs ...
... so this is the future they force upon us ...
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A newlywed couple were caught getting frisky in the cloak room at church. The pastor told them if they could not learn to control themselves they would have to leave. As a test they were instructed to abstain from relations for one week.
The following Sunday the pastor asked if they succeeded. The man said, “I’m sorry we could not. We refrained until Friday but when I saw her bent over in front of the freezer I was so overcome by my passion that I took her on the floor right in front of it.
“I’m sorry my son, you clearly love your wife but we cannot have you in this church.” the pastor exclaimed.
“We understand,” the man replied. “They don’t want us back at the grocery either.”
The following Sunday the pastor asked if they succeeded. The man said, “I’m sorry we could not. We refrained until Friday but when I saw her bent over in front of the freezer I was so overcome by my passion that I took her on the floor right in front of it.
“I’m sorry my son, you clearly love your wife but we cannot have you in this church.” the pastor exclaimed.
“We understand,” the man replied. “They don’t want us back at the grocery either.”
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