Funny!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts.


Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.


I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.


Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.


Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
 
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