Funny!

There were some hikers in Yellowstone National Park receiving instruction from a park ranger. They asked the ranger about the dangers they would face from bears. The ranger told them that there was not much danger from bears, but that each of them should carry a can of bear spray and some silver bells.


The ranger said that most people get in trouble with bears because the bears don't hear them until they are very close and then feel threatened, and attack out of fear. The ranger said that if they come across fresh bear sign, they should jiggle the silver bells to alert the bear to their presence. The ranger said that if the bells fail at scaring the bear off, they should stand their ground and spray the bear with the bear spray if it gets too close.


The ranger said that it was important to identify what type of bear they were dealing with by examining their dropping (poop). He told them that a black bear’s droppings will have berries and twigs in it. A brown bear’s droppings will have fish bones in it.


The ranger concluded his instructions and turned to leave, but one of the hikers stopped the ranger and said, “Hey! You didn’t tell us how to identify grizzly bear poop.” The ranger stopped and casually said, “Grizzly bear poop is the easiest of all to identify. It will have silver bells and cans of bear spray in it!
My wife and I were hiking in Yellowstone a number of years ago and were quite far out in an area called Rescue Creek when we were met on the trail by a Ranger. Of course we had our walking sticks with little bells on them and were equipped with cans of bear spray. He asked us if we knew how to tell the difference between Grizzly bear skat and black bear scat. With a smile he told us if the scat had little bells in it it was Grizzly scat.
 
My wife and I were hiking in Yellowstone a number of years ago and were quite far out in an area called Rescue Creek when we were met on the trail by a Ranger. Of course we had our walking sticks with little bells on them and were equipped with cans of bear spray. He asked us if we knew how to tell the difference between Grizzly bear skat and black bear scat. With a smile he told us if the scat had little bells in it it was Grizzly scat.
...and smelt like bear spray.
 
...and smelt like bear spray.
Our last trip to Yellowstone, I saw numerous people contending for the label 'Bear Food', 'Geyser Topping', 'Buffalo Horn Rack' and so forth. Never before did we see stupid actively at play several times a day.
I did notice that the bear spray on display at the outfitters just outside the southwest entrance contained on the warning label 'May enrage some bears'.
I recently recalled a comment I heard in college during a discussion on avoidable accidents from a phsyc professor.....'There's a fixed amount of common sense in the universe, and it's nearly used up'.
 
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