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After winning a argument with my wife!
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Bill Rankin
A tourist is in Scotland with a tour guide in the highlands. Throughout the venture, the tourist is making fun of the tour guide, mocking his accent, calling him a lowly farmer boy, and just generally being totally nasty while laughing it off as a joke.
Soon they come to a field and there is an animal the tourist does not recognize. The tour guide tells him what it is.
Suddenly the tourist says, “wait…I have two degrees from a prestigious institution and you…well, don’t. How can you call that animal a contradiction in terms?”
The tour guide looks him in the eye and says, “I did’na say it was a contradiction in terms. I said it was an OX, YA MORON!!!”
Soon they come to a field and there is an animal the tourist does not recognize. The tour guide tells him what it is.
Suddenly the tourist says, “wait…I have two degrees from a prestigious institution and you…well, don’t. How can you call that animal a contradiction in terms?”
The tour guide looks him in the eye and says, “I did’na say it was a contradiction in terms. I said it was an OX, YA MORON!!!”
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That term is highly contradictory... its proven to be not 'common'... at all...
Uncle Phil
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I've often said that while the current trend over here seems to be 'renaming' stuff they should change that to 'uncommon' sense to reflect reality.That term is highly contradictory... its proven to be not 'common'... at all...
