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Moses parts the Red Sea and starts to lead the Israelites to safety. But they seem very reluctant to follow him. So he turns round and shouts, “What do you mean, it’s a bit muddy?”.
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The late Fred finds himself at the entrance to hell and is offered a tour so that he might select the most appropriate form of hell in which he will spend eternity. As he peers in each of the rooms he passes he sees the other condemned souls being tortured in their personal form of hell, some with fire, some with the lash and others in all manner of terrible and gruesome situations. Finally he peers into a room and sees a guy just like him having his way with a gorgeous woman. Fred is both relieved and elated and declares unequivocally that this is what he wants. “So be it” says the guide. You are forever condemned to that particular torture. Fred is thrilled, giddy and a little horny. “I’m ready to be tortured like him,” he enthusiastically says. “Him? Responds the guide. That was her hell.”