Funny!
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the Ferret
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Lol that took me awhile too. Had to look at it a few times
Same here. I agree that the as-built version is correct. 
yeah, but the real problem is there's no toilet, so the other issue is a moot point.
As a citizen of Canada (could also be Denmark & Greenland or Panama...) I must say, oh please - haven't we had enough this year already?
Pete
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the Ferret
Daily rider since May 1965
Funny...that's what my wife said. She didn't even notice the other thing until I pointed it out to her
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... and you'd thought the German language is complex ...
... and you'd thought the German language is complex ...
...further to the above, what do you call a group of little girls?
The correct term is "an argument" of little girls.
...and what do you call a group of young boys?
The proper term is "a disaster" of boys.
Sugar and spice and everything nice.
Snips and snails and puppy-dog tails.
Yeah, I'm old.
I thought this rather punny..........
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Description: window control, manual
Recalls: zero
Electrical issues: none
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Time in Service: since 2005
User operation: clockwise- up/ counterclockwise- down
User control feedback: if the window is iced shut, stop winding
Rate of Dullness: high
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Bill Rankin
A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to try the beers before they were sold. They placed an ad, and one afternoon, a man named Michael walked into the manager’s office, asking for the job.
The manager wanted to see how he could get rid of him, but he couldn’t think of anything, so he decided to give him a trial. He told his secretary to bring a glass of wine.
Michael took a sip and said, "This is red wine, three years old, grown in the Rift Valley, and matured in steel containers."
"That’s correct!" said the manager. "Let’s see how you do with another one." So Michael was given another drink.
He took a sip again and said, "This is Guinness, made from barley, roasted malt extract, and brewer’s yeast, brewed around Thika Road in Nairobi, Kenya, two years ago."
"Incredible!" said the manager.
Then, the manager whispered to the secretary, "Go get some of your urine in a cup, let’s see if he can guess that."
So Michael was given a cup of urine. He took a sip, looked at the manager, and said, "This is female urine, 26 years old, two weeks pregnant, and if I don’t get this job, I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy."
Both the manager and the secretary fainted.
Michael got the job.
The manager wanted to see how he could get rid of him, but he couldn’t think of anything, so he decided to give him a trial. He told his secretary to bring a glass of wine.
Michael took a sip and said, "This is red wine, three years old, grown in the Rift Valley, and matured in steel containers."
"That’s correct!" said the manager. "Let’s see how you do with another one." So Michael was given another drink.
He took a sip again and said, "This is Guinness, made from barley, roasted malt extract, and brewer’s yeast, brewed around Thika Road in Nairobi, Kenya, two years ago."
"Incredible!" said the manager.
Then, the manager whispered to the secretary, "Go get some of your urine in a cup, let’s see if he can guess that."
So Michael was given a cup of urine. He took a sip, looked at the manager, and said, "This is female urine, 26 years old, two weeks pregnant, and if I don’t get this job, I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy."
Both the manager and the secretary fainted.
Michael got the job.
