Last Saturday I bough a set of SAE and metric box wrenches on Kijiji from a fellow in a city an hour and twenty minutes away. I gave my wife a convoluted reason why this made sense and she agreed I should take the bike to pick them up.
Recently I purchased a set of Lee Parks Sumo gloves and this was their maiden voyage. I told my wife that they needed to be broken in and this ride would be most beneficial. She agreed this made sense.
After picking up the wrenches and starting the ride home, I realized that I had not brought a charging cable for my phone. Not had I brought a paper map. I called my wife and told her of my predicament and she agreed that I should carefully make my way home.
Along the way, I had trouble initially going straight. The ST wanted to turn onto all sorts of roads with signs warning of many turns and twists for kilometres... It would turn left, but not right. It would turn right but not left. Frustrating.
Finally, after struggling for almost 2 hours, the horribly twisted road I was on came out on a modern, safe, 4 lane north bound highway. And I was just a few meter south of the toll highway heading west to my home. By this time the sun had set and I had the highway to my self. I came upon the new north south artery which would take me close to home, so I took the off ramp.
Little did I realize how fast the ST would want to take the off ramp and I was forced to lean the bike way over to safely negotiate the turn. And as I straightened the bike out, fighting it’s incredible desire turn this way and that, BAM! Fireworks, dead ahead of me. Spectacular they were, celebrating the Victoria Day long weekend. Distracting sure, but spectacular.
Why distracting? Because as I straightened the bike up and shifted into 3rd gear, I realized that the motor was winding up faster than I could track and would soonpass6000rpmandthenimshiftinganditsgoingevenfasterandhereistheofframpfortheroadthatleadstomyhouse, coming up WAY TOO FAST!
Why? Because something diabolical has taken over the bike, like one of those hackers that take over your modern car and forces you to listen to Montevani, not that there’s anything wrong with that...
Hard on the brakes, happy to have SS lines, fresh pads etc., I engage my internal Freddie Spencer, heel it over like a battleship turning hard against a oncoming torpedo and pull up hard at the light. Slowly, I join the evening traffic and reach my home, safe and sound.
Finally, after 3.5 hours and 300ish kilometres, I turn into my driveway, open the garage door and park this beast.
It was all I could do this morning to suit up and use the bike to pick up some pool pump parts in a town 30 minutes to the west. Interestingly enough, I used the highway to go to the source of the parts and had no real issues with the exception of the throttle winding up in 3rd gear as I passed a truckanditkeptgoungandgoingandgoingtill I was able to shift to 4th and then I was at the off ramp. Again, the bike heeled over like it had a mind of its own. Now feel I know what it’s like to have a boat roll out from under you...
Leaving my supplier, I attempted to retrace my steps but again the ST ignored me. An hour later, after traipsing around the area and following all sorts of bad roads, I was able to get it home and in the garage.
What a bad bike.
I’ll have to keep it though. I can’t have it on my conscience if I sold it to someone and they were forced to experience such dangerous acceleration and turns and braking. I couldn’t live with myself.
And Chrissy agrees. So I guess this is my figurative cross to bear.