Funny!
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Way back in grad school......A friend was working on a degree to become a veterinary science. This involved a 'lab'.....working at the zoo on Thursdays. One of the zoo's camels was impacted and growing quite large in the abdomen being unable to poo for over a week. Zoo's head vet asked for a volunteer to clear the obstruction. None of the other students said a word so my friend volunteered and put on the glove ^^ like this one. She inserted her arm up to her shoulder before she got a grasp on the obstruction....a large clump of plant matter that hadn't gone down well.....and she pulled it out. The plug came out and she was squirted violently with the remainder of the week's meals. Ended up covered from the neck down in camelpoo. Plus side is she got the only A in the class.
Why the &&&& do you guys remind me of stuff like this???
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Sounds like excellent training to move into a management position. Someone is always dumping on you in some manner.
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Our dogs were Always excited when my wife would come home from her large animal rotations at veterinary school.
I bet that was one happy camel.
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That's what I call a proper ratio...
(now if I ever win the lottery...)
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They did get the house to garage ratio right!
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A couple has a pair of twin girls, aged six years old; one was a pessimist, the other an optimist. Worried and hoping to help the girls regulate their emotions more, the parents bring the girls to a psychologist.
The psychologist first treats the pessimist, leading her to a large room filled with all manner of wonderful toys; the psychologist them treats the optimist, leading her to a room piled high with horse manure. The psychologist them leaves the girls alone for about a half hour, then goes back to check on them.
Upon entering the pessimist’s room, he’s surprised to see her sitting in the middle of the room, looking very melancholy. “Say, what’s wrong?” he asks. “Wouldn’t you like to play with these nice toys?” The girl sobs. “No! I might break them!”
The psychologist then goes to check on the optimist and is surprised to see her gleefully digging through the horse manure with her bare hands. “Say,” the psychologist asks, perplexed. “What are you doing?”
“Well,” the girl replies. “With all this horse manure, there must be a pony in here somewhere!”
The psychologist first treats the pessimist, leading her to a large room filled with all manner of wonderful toys; the psychologist them treats the optimist, leading her to a room piled high with horse manure. The psychologist them leaves the girls alone for about a half hour, then goes back to check on them.
Upon entering the pessimist’s room, he’s surprised to see her sitting in the middle of the room, looking very melancholy. “Say, what’s wrong?” he asks. “Wouldn’t you like to play with these nice toys?” The girl sobs. “No! I might break them!”
The psychologist then goes to check on the optimist and is surprised to see her gleefully digging through the horse manure with her bare hands. “Say,” the psychologist asks, perplexed. “What are you doing?”
“Well,” the girl replies. “With all this horse manure, there must be a pony in here somewhere!”
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... the irony is strong in this one ...
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A Harvard law student wants to prepare a fish dinner for his friends so he gets into a cab and asks the driver: “Would you happen to know a place where I could get scrod?” The driver says, “There’s a brothel down the street, but i’ve never heard it used in the plu-perfect before!”