Funny!
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Bill Rankin
A farmer's watermelon field is being visited by thief's every night, so he decides to take action.
That night he puts up a sign at the field entrance: THERE IS A POISONED WATERMELON IN THIS FIELD!
The next morning he sees a new sign: THERE ARE TWO POISONED WATERMELONS IN THIS FIELD!
That night he puts up a sign at the field entrance: THERE IS A POISONED WATERMELON IN THIS FIELD!
The next morning he sees a new sign: THERE ARE TWO POISONED WATERMELONS IN THIS FIELD!
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Bill Rankin
I guess I'm really lost, then. Not news.
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Bill Rankin
An army is on the move. Marching, marching, marching, day after day in the hot sun. Hot, sweaty, no rest, day after day.
The captain rounds them up to speak to them. “Today,” he says, “is a special day! Today we’re all going to change our underwear!”
Huge cheer arises from the crowd.
“Okay,” the captain says. He points. “You change with him. You change with him. You change with him . . . “
The captain rounds them up to speak to them. “Today,” he says, “is a special day! Today we’re all going to change our underwear!”
Huge cheer arises from the crowd.
“Okay,” the captain says. He points. “You change with him. You change with him. You change with him . . . “
