No chance this would happen in Boston.
Funny!
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...and now, something to take home to the Mrs. to cheer her up....
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...actually, both Scottie and Capt. Kirk were Canadians....as was Ben Cartwright on Bonanza.
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A man suspects his wife is cheating on him. He tells her he's leaving for work, but in the hopes ofcatching her, returns about 20 minutes later. He finds his wife on the bed writhing and naked. He then hears a door shut that he thinks may have been her lover leaving. He runs to the balcony off the dining room of their 3rd floor apartment and sees a man running as he's putting his shirt on. Assuming that must be his wife's lover, the man flies into a fit of rage, runs into the kitchen and picks up the refrigerator, carries it to the balcony, and throws it over the railing, where it landed on the suspected lover killing him instantly. The husband, having over-exerted himself with not only his anger but throwing the fridge off the balcony suddenly keels over dead of a heart attack.
Standing at the gates of heaven, St. Peter is questioning the new entrants. He asks the first man, “Why are you here?“ The man replied “I was carrying a fridge, I had a heart attack and died.” St. Peter said “You may enter.” and stepped aside
The next man stepped up and St. Peter questioned him as to why he was trying to enter the gates of heaven. St. Peter again said, “Why are you here?” The man says “I was late for work and as I ran out of my apartment building to catch a cab a refrigerator landed on me and killed me.” St. Peter replied “ You may enter.” and stepped aside.
A third man stepped up and St. Peter asked the man, “And why are you here my son?” The man shyly replied “Well, I was sittin’ in this refrigerator minding my own business…”
Standing at the gates of heaven, St. Peter is questioning the new entrants. He asks the first man, “Why are you here?“ The man replied “I was carrying a fridge, I had a heart attack and died.” St. Peter said “You may enter.” and stepped aside
The next man stepped up and St. Peter questioned him as to why he was trying to enter the gates of heaven. St. Peter again said, “Why are you here?” The man says “I was late for work and as I ran out of my apartment building to catch a cab a refrigerator landed on me and killed me.” St. Peter replied “ You may enter.” and stepped aside.
A third man stepped up and St. Peter asked the man, “And why are you here my son?” The man shyly replied “Well, I was sittin’ in this refrigerator minding my own business…”
Hopefully, y'all can take this in the spirit of jest in a day when we're taking so many things way to seriously.
babylonbee.com
Chris
Radicalized Squirrels In MAGA Hats Begin Uprising
U.S. — After government authorities seized and executed the beloved squirrel known as "Peanut," squirrels across America donned tiny MAGA hats and launched a mass uprising.
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Chris
That's just nuts!Radicalized Squirrels In MAGA Hats Begin Uprising
U.S. — After government authorities seized and executed the beloved squirrel known as "Peanut," squirrels across America donned tiny MAGA hats and launched a mass uprising.
Love it!
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Slydynbye
Will ride for Pie
That site is HIlarious.Hopefully, y'all can take this in the spirit of jest in a day when we're taking so many things way to seriously.
Radicalized Squirrels In MAGA Hats Begin Uprising
U.S. — After government authorities seized and executed the beloved squirrel known as "Peanut," squirrels across America donned tiny MAGA hats and launched a mass uprising.
Chris
