Funny!

An old fella was out in the countryside walking his dog when he met a young girl struggling to conrol a huge pig on a rope. He asked her,

“Where are you taking that huge pig?”

She said “I have to take it down to the lower fields to mate with the sows.”

“Can't your father do it?”

“No.” she said, “ It has to be the pig.”
 
docw1 said:
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us yer boobs, ya penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says,
"I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya f* *king little w**kers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough".

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Its the time for politics.’

One contender stopped by the Indian Reservation.
The Native Americans welcomed him, and he decided to give his usual stump speech.
“If I am elected, I will lower the cost of gas and food.”
The listeners smiled and shouted “HOYA!”
“If I am elected I will lower your taxes!”
“HOYA! HOYA!” They shouted, louder.
“If I am elected I will fight corruption and make everything wonderful for all!”
“HOYA! HOYA! HOYA! HOYA!” the shouts got louder, more and more emotional.
“Finally,” he said, “You know I can be trusted with your vote, and will do what is best for all of you!!”
The shouts of HOYA HOYA HOYA could be heard almost a mile away.
He finally finished and asked for a tour of the reservation.
“Sure,” the chief said, “Let’s start by showing you our great livestock barn, the cows and horses and other animals. Come this way to the field - just be careful, though, not to step in the HOYA….”
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Ah yes, the vicar of Dibley joke..

 
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