ST1100Y
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What is under a kilt....truly one of life's eternal questions....
Ted Kennedy??
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Bill Rankin
It's become a daily hazard, there's most always a cell phone involved. Can't believe I haven't seen a collision yet, just lots of honking, swerving, swearing and such.
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Bill Rankin
ST1100Y
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Yes, or worse mubbles something when I watching tv or youtube.
rwthomas1
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Yeah, I'll be washing up after dinner, with my back to the room. Kids are making noise, water is running, TV is on. And she's talking to me from across the room. Then when I say "what?" she insists I need hearing aids......
I'm glad I'm not the only one that suffers this.
The other day my wife said to me: "You never listen to a thing I say."
I thought to myself, what a strange way to start a conversation.
I thought to myself, what a strange way to start a conversation.
I'll confess to some selective hearing. It's for survival. I'm dial up hearing in a broadband relationship.
Sadlsor
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I'm just an analog man in a digital world... Joe Walsh.
There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
'I can't pee out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter...
Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose
Are we married to the same woman?
they may all look different, but inside they're all running the same Operating System and software package.