Funny!

A police officer is sitting in his car, writing a report. He sees a little girl with a blue wagon coming toward him. There are three dogs hitched to the wagon and she has cardboard signs that say POLICE on both sides.

He looks at her and says, “That’s a nice police car you have.” She says, “Thank you, sir.” Just then, he notices that she has the ropes to the two outside dogs attached to their collars, but the middle dog has the rope tied around its testicles.

He says, “You know, if you tied that rope to the middle dog’s collar, you could go faster.”

She says, “Probably, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
 
Assuming this was a rental property, I'm going to guess they won't get their security deposit back...


Nice, but to really do it justice it needs flames on the hood and front fenders.

I know it isn't, but that green jobbie next to it looks a little like @TipSTer 's "Dictator" (the baddest-a$$ gangstamobile on the block).
my 34 Studebaker Dictator It's for sale! 34Studebaker.jpg
 
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