Funny!

A ventriloquist is traveling through Oklahoma when his car overheats. He pulls over to the side of the road and sees a farmer out plowing his field and decided to have a little fun with this good ol boy. So the ventriloquist walks over and yells over the sound of the tractor” “ hey mister, ya got a minute”? the farmer shuts down his tractor and says “ sure son, what ya need”? the ventriloquist says “did ya know that your cow can talk”? the farmer says “mister your crazy, that cow can't talk”. The ventriloquist says, watch this and throws his voice and the cow goes” I love life out here on the farm , I always have so much to eat” and the farmer goes “ damnit my cow can talk “ !! the ventriloquist then says, “mister did ya know that your pig over there can talk”? “ The farmer replies, “ mister I've had that pig seven years now, ain't never said word one!!” The ventriloquist says watch this,”and throws his voice again and the pig goes “ I hate life out here on the farm my pig sty is always so filthy “.. the farmer replies“ damnit my pig can talk too”. Then the ventriloquist goes “mister did you know that your sheep over there can talk“? And the farmer goes” mister, don't you believe a word that whore says, “she was a born liar,” !!
 
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