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scootac said:
Yeah....ever see the inside of a patrol car?
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I bet they're way better trained to handle that environment (even during the Adrenalin rush while responding to a call) then the shrew-faced desk drone with her Latte cup cutting into my lane just because she feels entitled to...
 
SMSW said:
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Assuming this was a rental property, I'm going to guess they won't get their security deposit back...

SMSW said:
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Nice, but to really do it justice it needs flames on the hood and front fenders.

I know it isn't, but that green jobbie next to it looks a little like @TipSTer 's "Dictator" (the baddest-a$$ gangstamobile on the block).
 
A man is walking on a black road, wearing all black: A black cloak, hat, mask, shoes, gloves and pants. All the street lights are switched off and there is no moon in the sky. A black car with its headlights switched off approaches at a high speed and slams on the brakes to avoid hitting the man in the street. How did the driver of the black car know of the man in the street?


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Answer: It is the middle of the day.
 
STripper said:
A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18 bills would be in some small town next to nowhere. So, he got into his new wheels and off he went. He found a tiny town with a single general store.

He entered the store and handed one of the bogus bills to the man behind the counter. "Can you change this bill for me, please?" he asked. The store clerk looked at the $18 bill for a short time, then smiled and said, "Sure, Mister. Ya want 3 sixes or 2 nines?"
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Another way-back story. An elderly ex-con in our neighborhood was arrested by the FBI for counterfeiting in his basement. He was printing $1 bills. His only comment when asked why not larger bills, he replied to the judge that no one scrutinizes the $1 bills. He had an old manually cranked printing press in his basement and had been printing $1's for over ten years. The judge's comment was that he was likely losing money on supplies. (Shreveport, LA, mid 1970's)
 
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