Funny!

The medical director at a mental hospital wanted to reward some of his best behaved patients so he arranged for tickets to a baseball game. He and his assistant led the patients outside to the bus. The director yelled to the patients “Nuts, get on the bus.” When they got to the ballpark, he announced “Nuts, get off the bus.” When they got to their seats, the director said “Nuts, sit.”

The patients were behaving well so the director told his assistant that he was going to take a short walk over to where a friend was seated. When he got back from visiting his friend there was chaos. The patients were fighting with the people around them while the assistant tried to get them to stop. The director asked the assistant “What happened?” The assistant tells him: “Everything was going well. They were enjoying the game. Then vendors came down the aisle. The first one was yelling “Beer! Get yer ice cold beer!” The another came by while shouting “Hot dogs! Get yer hot dogs!” Then the assistant goes onto explain that the problems started when next vendor came by yelling “Peanuts!”
 
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