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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich closely following him. The waitress comes over and asks for their order.
“I’ll take a hamburger, fries, and a Coke,” the man says. Then he turns to the ostrich and asks, “What about you?”
“I’ll have the same,” the ostrich replies.
A little while later, the waitress brings their food. “That’ll be $9.40,” she says. The man digs into his pocket and pulls out the exact amount without hesitation.
The next day, they come back. Again, the man orders a hamburger, fries, and a Coke, and the ostrich repeats his order. Once more, the man reaches into his pocket and produces the exact change.
This routine goes on every day until Friday night. When they walk in, the waitress greets them, “The usual?”
“Not tonight,” the man replies. “Since it’s Friday, I’ll have a steak, baked potato, and a salad.”
“Same for me,” says the ostrich.
The waitress serves their meals and says, “That’ll be $32.62.” Without missing a beat, the man reaches into his pocket and hands over the exact amount.
Unable to hold back her curiosity any longer, the waitress asks, “Sir, how do you always have the exact change, no matter the price?”
The man smiles. “Years ago, I was cleaning out my attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a genie appeared and granted me two wishes. For my first wish, I asked that I could just reach into my pocket and always pull out the right amount whenever I had to pay for something.”
“That’s amazing!” the waitress exclaims. “Most people would wish for a fortune, but you’ll never run out of money!”
“That’s right,” the man nods. “Whether I need a gallon of milk or a fancy car, the money is always there.”
The waitress looks at the ostrich. “And what about your second wish?”
The man sighs and shakes his head. “I wished for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.”
“I’ll take a hamburger, fries, and a Coke,” the man says. Then he turns to the ostrich and asks, “What about you?”
“I’ll have the same,” the ostrich replies.
A little while later, the waitress brings their food. “That’ll be $9.40,” she says. The man digs into his pocket and pulls out the exact amount without hesitation.
The next day, they come back. Again, the man orders a hamburger, fries, and a Coke, and the ostrich repeats his order. Once more, the man reaches into his pocket and produces the exact change.
This routine goes on every day until Friday night. When they walk in, the waitress greets them, “The usual?”
“Not tonight,” the man replies. “Since it’s Friday, I’ll have a steak, baked potato, and a salad.”
“Same for me,” says the ostrich.
The waitress serves their meals and says, “That’ll be $32.62.” Without missing a beat, the man reaches into his pocket and hands over the exact amount.
Unable to hold back her curiosity any longer, the waitress asks, “Sir, how do you always have the exact change, no matter the price?”
The man smiles. “Years ago, I was cleaning out my attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a genie appeared and granted me two wishes. For my first wish, I asked that I could just reach into my pocket and always pull out the right amount whenever I had to pay for something.”
“That’s amazing!” the waitress exclaims. “Most people would wish for a fortune, but you’ll never run out of money!”
“That’s right,” the man nods. “Whether I need a gallon of milk or a fancy car, the money is always there.”
The waitress looks at the ostrich. “And what about your second wish?”
The man sighs and shakes his head. “I wished for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.”
Reminds me of the hearing-challenged genie.
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WOW, please tell us where we can get 2 fast food meals for <$10 and 2 steak dinners for < $33.
1980?