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right... in fact simply not enough power to spin that rear wheel, plus brakes not sophisticated enough to lock 'em...
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ah... refreshing recent memories... 
how true...
ditto...
...like me on a motorcycle ride, trying to get away from everything:
how true...
ditto...
...like me on a motorcycle ride, trying to get away from everything:
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A Minister of a local church was an avid golfer. Wouldn’t you know every weekday when he might be able to go golfing it was rainy and every Sunday was a wonderful sunny day. This went on for weeks-on-end! Finally another Sunday came along and it a fabulous sunny day again. He could wait no longer and lied and called in sick and said he could not give the sermon that Sunday. He immediately threw his clubs in the car and went to a golf course out of town so he would not be recognized.
Meanwhile St. Peter and God are observing this from heaven. St. Peter is just outraged and he asks God what he will be doing about a man of the “cloth” lying and deceiving his congregation. God said “He will be punished.”
The minister continued to play and on his next hole he got a hole-in-one!!!! The minister was jumping up and down with joy about his most likely once in a lifetime experience. St Peter looked at God in shock. He said “Dear Lord you said he would be punished and you gave him a hole-in-one!!
God spoke calmly and stated with resolve, “Just let him try to tell anybody he knows about it!!”
Meanwhile St. Peter and God are observing this from heaven. St. Peter is just outraged and he asks God what he will be doing about a man of the “cloth” lying and deceiving his congregation. God said “He will be punished.”
The minister continued to play and on his next hole he got a hole-in-one!!!! The minister was jumping up and down with joy about his most likely once in a lifetime experience. St Peter looked at God in shock. He said “Dear Lord you said he would be punished and you gave him a hole-in-one!!
God spoke calmly and stated with resolve, “Just let him try to tell anybody he knows about it!!”
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One morning, a young sapling in the forest looked up at the mighty oak tree and asked, “Mister Oak, can you tell me if I’m a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?
The mighty oak sighed and said, “No, young sapling, I can’t tell you if you’re the son of a Beech or a Birch. But there’s one thing I do know… your mother was the finest piece of Ash in this neck of the woods.”
The mighty oak sighed and said, “No, young sapling, I can’t tell you if you’re the son of a Beech or a Birch. But there’s one thing I do know… your mother was the finest piece of Ash in this neck of the woods.”
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The Wolfman came home from work one day in a terrible mood.
"How was your day, Dear?" his wife asked.
The Wolfman growled and shouted, "Can't I even get in the house before you start badgering me?"
His wife said, 'You must be hungry, dear. Why not sit down and have some supper?'
"No!" shouted the lycanthrope, "just leave me alone and let me do my thing, and quit trying to shove food down my gullet."
He proceeded to stomp around the house, tossing stuff around when the wife looked out the window and noticed a full moon.
"Oh, that explains it," she said to herself, "it must be that time of the month!"
"How was your day, Dear?" his wife asked.
The Wolfman growled and shouted, "Can't I even get in the house before you start badgering me?"
His wife said, 'You must be hungry, dear. Why not sit down and have some supper?'
"No!" shouted the lycanthrope, "just leave me alone and let me do my thing, and quit trying to shove food down my gullet."
He proceeded to stomp around the house, tossing stuff around when the wife looked out the window and noticed a full moon.
"Oh, that explains it," she said to herself, "it must be that time of the month!"