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An 84-year-old man is having a drink in Harpoon Harry's.
Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away.
The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her.
After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.
Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: "I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game. I want $100, and there's another condition."'
Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman.
He whips out his wallet and puts $100 dollars into her hand...
He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly: "Paint my house."
Our needs change as we get older, and we tend to look for bargains..
Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away.
The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her.
After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.
Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: "I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game. I want $100, and there's another condition."'
Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman.
He whips out his wallet and puts $100 dollars into her hand...
He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly: "Paint my house."
Our needs change as we get older, and we tend to look for bargains..
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Hi STripper:
I am a lefty and have found that if you simply flip the wrench over, it works just fine.
I supposed our antipodean friends would simply reverse those instructions in the southern hemisphere.
Pete
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Ah the Single lifeIts all about safety vests
the Ferret
Daily rider since May 1965
I got pulled over on the highway for going 7 mph over the speed limit.
As the officer started walking up to my truck, I rolled my windows down. Suddenly, my adorable and apparently incredibly smart 7-year-old granddaughter started screaming from the backseat, “It’s coming out!!!!!” “I can’t hold it any longer, Paw Paw!!!” “It’s almost here!!!!!!!! Paw Pawwww!!!” Now, the trooper is hearing her scream all of this, and he stands up on my brush guard, leans in the window, and asks her, “What’s going on here??” She looks him dead in the face and says, “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!” The officer started laughing uncontrollably. I must have looked completely shocked and embarrassed. He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 miles to my home. He told me to drive safely and get Miss Thang home to do her business. He just couldn’t stop laughing. As soon as we pulled away, I asked, “What the hell was that about???” This kid smirked and said, “I saw it on YouTube, but I didn’t think it would work.” I asked, “So... you're not pooping?” She replied, “Nope, and you’re not in trouble either.”Guess that's not going to work any more.....