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Bill Rankin
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Bill Rankin
After service one Sunday, and usher comes up to the Pastor. “I think there’s something wrong. There was an envelope in the offerings with $5,000 in it.”
The pastor says they will deal with it.
Next Sunday, during the offering, the pastor watches carefully and sees a sweet little old lady put a big envelope in the basket.
After the service, the pastor gets the lady off to the side. “I wanted to thank you for your kind donations to the church, but are you sure you can afford it? This is not known to be a wealthy neighborhood.”
The lady smiled and replied, “Don’t worry about it. My son is a veterinarian and sends me money each week and it’s more than I know what to do with, so I figured I would donate it to the church.”
The pastor looks shocked at this. “He must be a very successful veterinarian to send you so much.”
The lady smiled and nodded. “Yes, he is very successful. He has a cat house in Reno and another cat house in Las Vegas.”
The pastor says they will deal with it.
Next Sunday, during the offering, the pastor watches carefully and sees a sweet little old lady put a big envelope in the basket.
After the service, the pastor gets the lady off to the side. “I wanted to thank you for your kind donations to the church, but are you sure you can afford it? This is not known to be a wealthy neighborhood.”
The lady smiled and replied, “Don’t worry about it. My son is a veterinarian and sends me money each week and it’s more than I know what to do with, so I figured I would donate it to the church.”
The pastor looks shocked at this. “He must be a very successful veterinarian to send you so much.”
The lady smiled and nodded. “Yes, he is very successful. He has a cat house in Reno and another cat house in Las Vegas.”