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Pop-Pop said:
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The company I work for has in their infinite wisdom decreed that as a cost saving measure we will no longer get Opel or BMW for company car. Opel for the foot slogger like me and BMW for mid to high management.
No idea what the management is getting but we are getting Dacia hybrid and electric, lets see just how long they last.

By the way.....!

BMW driver says to his BMW.....: "Car, I´m cold!" Car..: "I will raise the temperature to 25°!"
Dacia driver says to his Dachia....: "Car I´m cold....!" Car...: "Me too!"
 
Slammer said:
The company I work for has in their infinite wisdom decreed that as a cost saving measure we will no longer get Opel or BMW for company car. Opel for the foot slogger like me and BMW for mid to high management.
No idea what the management is getting but we are getting Dacia hybrid and electric, lets see just how long they last.
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Did they factor towing & roadside charging in their cost analysis? :p
 
JetRanger said:
Did they factor towing & roadside charging in their cost analysis? :p
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Probably not, but that is not seen as a issue as that is the the problem of another department.
Actually I went to the local Dacia dealership and fondled one for a while, just to get a feel. From the catalogue I ordered a Dacia Duster with the 140ps engine so it should have a bit of welly on the Autobahn.....
But I am not too sure I want to drive it that fast. I leaned on it and the body work gave.
 
Slammer said:
No idea what the management is getting but we are getting Dacia hybrid and electric, lets see just how long they last.
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Hope you'll get the executive package featuring a rear window heater... so you won't freeze your hands off when having to push it... (old Yugo proverb...)

Back in the day I successfully defended my trusty Toyota against being replaced with an A4 Avant...
Guess what: the '96 Toyota is still running perfectly...
 
ST1100Y said:
Hope you'll get the executive package featuring a rear window heater... so you won't freeze your hands off when having to push it... (old Yugo proverb...)

Back in the day I successfully defended my trusty Toyota against being replaced with an A4 Avant...
Guess what: the '96 Toyota is still running perfectly...
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Well it is the quietest car I have been in... I can cover my ears with my knees.....! And I upgraded it with with a pair of trainers, because I wanted the "sport" version... Old Trabbi jokes.
By the way, how many people does it take to build a Trabant 601...? Three, two to fold and one to glue.
What do you call a Trabant with a pocket calculator on the dashboard...? East German Knight RIder.
What is the fastest a Trabant can go...? Depends on who is towning.
A trabbi gets stuck in a cow pat... "What are you?" asks the cow pat... "I´m a car" Says the trabbi. "If you are a car" says the cow pat "Then I´m a Pizza!"
 
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ST1100Y said:
Hope you'll get the executive package featuring a rear window heater... so you won't freeze your hands off when having to push it... (old Yugo proverb...)

Back in the day I successfully defended my trusty Toyota against being replaced with an A4 Avant...
Guess what: the '96 Toyota is still running perfectly...
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A friend way back in college had a Yugo, by the time graduation neared, the paint had faded to the point it was pointless polish it anymore. The timing belt broke so I offered to replace it, I had all the metric tools so, why not? Had to pull the engine up over two feet to get the belt cover off....sideways engine/fwd. I hitched a ride to classes on day since my car was in the shop.....the back seat back exploded, literally, and it snowed thousands of tiny foam bits all over the interior...it was a near 100F day.
I very quickly scrubbed Yugo off my list.
 
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