Funny!

After another hot and brutal day chasing bad guys, the Lone Ranger and Tonto trot into town and hitch at the saloon, when Tonto notices his boss’s ride, Silver is dehydrated and hyperventilating. “Give him some water, maybe do your wind dance around him or something until he cools down, I’ll be back in a few”, the masked crime fighter says, and heads into the bar. “OK Keemosabe”, obeys the braided sidekick, then does his thing. One hour later, a man enters the swinging doors and yells, “Does anyone own a white horse outside?”


The Lone Ranger, startled, replies, “Yes, why? Is something the matter?” The man says, “Not really, the horse seems fine, but [get ready for this] “I think you left yer Injun running”
 
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