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When your pants scream louder then a jet engine...



(Pratt & Whitney J58 after-burning turbojet, SR71 Blackbird...)

I don't miss 1970's styling. I bet he had a similar leisure suit with green and yellow checks in his closet.

 

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space ...


Dr.Smith was a *Psychiatrist* & Dr.Jones was a *Proctologist* (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

*Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones*

*Hysterias & Posteriors*

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

*Schizoids & Haemorrhoids*

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

*Catatonics & High Colonics*

No go. Next, they tried...

*Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives*

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

*Minds and Behinds*

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

*Lost Souls & Butt Holes*

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

*Analysis & Anal Cysts*

No, not a chance

"Nuts and Butts*

No way

*Freaks and Cheeks*

Still no good

*Loons and Moons*

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

*Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...*

*Specializing in Odds & Ends.*

*_Everyone loved it._

 

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Who said motorcycles only carry two people?

 

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