Here's one I guilty about. Sorry, it's a car story. Many years ago my wife and I were in California for an anniversary trip. We were visiting the beach in a rented Ford Focus. Me being the mature one that I am, I was having fun scaring the birds in a vacant parking lot at the beach.
I happened upon a flock of roughly 25 seagulls standing there looking dumb and thought it would be fun to drive through them to make them all fly away.
Dumb seagulls. I was only going about 15MPH. None of them flew away. They didn't even try to move.