OP
OP
docw1
Bill Rankin
Three Army officers, a Lieutenant, a Major, and a General, stood around having a group discussion. The General is speaking:
“Now, let me get this straight, Lieutenant…you say that sex is sixty percent work and forty percent fun. The Major claims that it is 20 percent work and eighty percent fun. I say it is split fifty-fifty. Here’s how we’ll settle it. I’m going ask this private walking by.”
He stops the private, who salutes. The three officers return the salute, and then the General says to the Private, “At ease, Private. We want you to help us settle an argument. What percent is fun in sex, and what percent is work?”
The Private thought for a second and replied, “Sir, the way I see it, sex is one hundred percent fun and no work at all.”
“How do you figure that, Private?” The General asked.
“Well, Sir, if there were ANY work in it, you guys would have me doing it for you.”
“Now, let me get this straight, Lieutenant…you say that sex is sixty percent work and forty percent fun. The Major claims that it is 20 percent work and eighty percent fun. I say it is split fifty-fifty. Here’s how we’ll settle it. I’m going ask this private walking by.”
He stops the private, who salutes. The three officers return the salute, and then the General says to the Private, “At ease, Private. We want you to help us settle an argument. What percent is fun in sex, and what percent is work?”
The Private thought for a second and replied, “Sir, the way I see it, sex is one hundred percent fun and no work at all.”
“How do you figure that, Private?” The General asked.
“Well, Sir, if there were ANY work in it, you guys would have me doing it for you.”
