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Henry died and found himself standing at a locked heaven’s gate with no one around. After several minutes of waiting St. Peter comes running up breathlessly. “Sorry to keep you waiting, St. Peter says, God had an emergency meeting about changes he wants to make. From now on you get to choose where you prefer to spend eternity after you sample both heaven and hell. Which do you want to try first?” Henry thinks for a minute as says, Let’s get hell over with first.” St. Peter pulls a level and Henry descends through fog and smoke and as it clears he finds himself in an oak paneled parlor with wide screen TVs playing his favorite sporting events, a poker table with all his buddies, a huge buffet and an amazing collection of single malt whisky and beer. After a week he’s zoomed back to the gates where St. Peter asks if he’s ready to try heaven. Off he goes into the clouds where he finds himself sitting on a cloud surrounded by annoying little cherubs playing the most annoying little harps. After a week he’s a bored sick and thankful to be back at the gates. St. Peter asks for his choice and he unequivocally declares that he chooses hell. Are you certain? asks Peter. You choice is final. Yes, declared Henry and St. Peter pulls the lever again. As the fog clears Henry finds himself in fire and brimstone with wailing and screaming and his worst expectations of hell. He see the devil and runs up to him and asks, “What happened? How did this go from what I experienced last week and what I see now? The devil looks down at him and laughs, “Last week you were a prospect. Now you’re a customer.”
 
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That is the legend that is the great Sammy Miller riding one of his museum's bikes probably, at New Milton in the New Forest in southern England!

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Sammy - The Legend | Sammy Miller Museum

Who is Sammy Miller? Learn about the motorcycle legend and his career. Sammy and his team can be found working in the museum workshop.
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