Funny!
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Definitely a major blow
Andrew Shadow
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Don't know about him but the employees certainly got a good laugh out of it. We always figured that the customer satisfaction must have gone way up.
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Just sayin’
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Bill Rankin
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Same guy most be putting them in Tesla's
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Bill Rankin
A politician gets convicted of white-collar crimes and he's sent to prison. His first day of prison, he asks the first inmate he sees:
"I hear this is the best prison ever, do they treat us pretty well here?"
Inmate "oh yes, I'm very lucky I got to be in this prison! Do you like bowling?"
"Bowling is good"
Inmate "Well, you're going to like Mondays because on Monday they load us up on a bus and take us to a bowling alley and we get to bowl all day! And do you like tennis?"
"Yeah, tennis is fun"
Inmate "Well, you're going to like Tuesdays because on Tuesday they load us up on a bus and they take us to some great tennis courts and we get to play tennis all day! And do you like golf?"
"I love to play golf"
Inmate "Well, you're going to love Wednesdays because on Wednesdays they put us on a bus and they take us to a wonderful golf course, divide us into foursomes and we get to play golf all day! And do you like sex?"
"I love sex"
Inmate "Are you heterosexual or homosexual?"
"I'm heterosexual”
Inmate "Well, you're not gonna like Thursdays very much!"
"I hear this is the best prison ever, do they treat us pretty well here?"
Inmate "oh yes, I'm very lucky I got to be in this prison! Do you like bowling?"
"Bowling is good"
Inmate "Well, you're going to like Mondays because on Monday they load us up on a bus and take us to a bowling alley and we get to bowl all day! And do you like tennis?"
"Yeah, tennis is fun"
Inmate "Well, you're going to like Tuesdays because on Tuesday they load us up on a bus and they take us to some great tennis courts and we get to play tennis all day! And do you like golf?"
"I love to play golf"
Inmate "Well, you're going to love Wednesdays because on Wednesdays they put us on a bus and they take us to a wonderful golf course, divide us into foursomes and we get to play golf all day! And do you like sex?"
"I love sex"
Inmate "Are you heterosexual or homosexual?"
"I'm heterosexual”
Inmate "Well, you're not gonna like Thursdays very much!"
scootac
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Coulda stopped right there.
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