Funny!
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they're both wearing diapers too.
GGely
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Not necessarily, depends…
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Where do bad rainbows go?
To prism. It’s a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.
To prism. It’s a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.
Did you hear about the three ink drops that cried?
Their mother was in the pen facing a long sentence.
Their mother was in the pen facing a long sentence.
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A college wrestler was competing in the championship match for his conference. His coach tells him, “your opponent is undefeated. He has this hold that never fails. It’s called the Double Pretzel Lock. Whatever you do, don’t let him get you in the Double Pretzel Lock or you are done-for.
The match is progressing and our hero is doing well. Just as his coach thinks he may have a chance there is a whirlwind of movement and our guy is tied up in the Double Pretzel Lock. The coach is bereft, knowing the match is lost.
All of a sudden there is a blood-curdling scream and the two wrestles leap off the mat as if one. Our wrestler lands on his undefeated opponent, pins him and wins the match.
There is pandemonium in the arena as he celebrates, high-fiving his teammates and bending to catch his breath. His coach yells, “that’s the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! Unbelievable! How did you do that!?”
Our guy says, “Coach, there I was, almost completely unable to move, all twisted up in the Double Pretzel Lock. I knew I was done and was about to give up when I saw this pair of testicles…so I bit them. Coach, you’ll never know how high you can jump until you bite your own testicles.”
The match is progressing and our hero is doing well. Just as his coach thinks he may have a chance there is a whirlwind of movement and our guy is tied up in the Double Pretzel Lock. The coach is bereft, knowing the match is lost.
All of a sudden there is a blood-curdling scream and the two wrestles leap off the mat as if one. Our wrestler lands on his undefeated opponent, pins him and wins the match.
There is pandemonium in the arena as he celebrates, high-fiving his teammates and bending to catch his breath. His coach yells, “that’s the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! Unbelievable! How did you do that!?”
Our guy says, “Coach, there I was, almost completely unable to move, all twisted up in the Double Pretzel Lock. I knew I was done and was about to give up when I saw this pair of testicles…so I bit them. Coach, you’ll never know how high you can jump until you bite your own testicles.”
ST1100Y
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They should post that at our borders...
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A classic...