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Redneck ingenuity vs Darwinism.
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One of my all time favorites..
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Wuster shier sorce.
A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back yard.
The man goes to the yard and sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story."
The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I was sold to the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eaves dropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years".
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals".
"Then I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
"Ten quid," the owner says.
"£10? But your dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"
"Because he's a lying b***ard, he's never been out of the back yard."
The man goes to the yard and sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story."
The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I was sold to the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eaves dropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years".
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals".
"Then I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
"Ten quid," the owner says.
"£10? But your dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"
"Because he's a lying b***ard, he's never been out of the back yard."
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Woostah sir!!!!!Wuster shier sorce.
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Out for a ride on I-20 on my 1970 CB750, I was passed by a guy on a XLCH Sportster, tucked in...right hand on the throttle...my speedometer said 95 mph. I passed him with no effort and caught the next exit. He followed. In a very excited tone 'Man! How fast were you going?? I was doing 114!!!!' I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I told him I wasn't watching the speedo.
No, it's 'what's this here' sauce.
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Your bloody mary will hate you!
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Wizard of Oz meets Alice in Wonderland?
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