What day of the week is it? 9 December coffee and weather

[Sadlsor]

@Sadlsor Just go buy yourself a new saw.

If Roz complains, tell her it's for her for her Christmas decorations.

Your welcome.

You shoulda told me that a week ago, or whenever I ordered it, @Obo .
Now with the imminent delivery of said tool, I must continue my quest for conquest and domination of the Stihl chainsaw.
And let's not lose sight of one primary objective and rationale for spending so much money on this chainsaw to begin with... to wit, avoid buying a new chainsaw every 2 years.
I fully expect to become an expert technician in maintaining and repairing my own chainsaw. Another skill with questionable long term value, of which I have several.
Almost as useful as mastering trivia.
(You don't ever want to challenge me in Trivial Pursuit.)
At least there is some questionable potential in the latter, if i ever am invited to a suitable game show. Note the intentional choice of the adjective, "questionable."

 

[Weaselinsuit]

Almost as useful as mastering trivia.
(You don't ever want to challenge me in Trivial Pursuit.)

Challenge accepted....
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

 

[Peppermint]

I am inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (OK, OK, that one’s WAY too easy!)

 

[Obo]

We're going to a party, don't eat the furniture.