I'd love to, but Coylene was not thrilled with the idea. I love it! I can see it now...
As City Planner (Derby), Mayor (Top Hat), Utilities Commissioner (Baseball Cap), and Permit Inspector (Yellow Hard Hat) I would:
*Remove all speed limits through town. Yep, 200 yards of go-as-fast-as-you-want!
*Have a strictly enforced noise ordinance (because loud pipes do NOT save lives), which could fund an annual celebration of... well.... ME!
More seriously, the annual town celebration would be DaleSTOC and we could use the community center, bathrooms by the gas station, the creek is open for bathing.
* @Mellow gets to do whatever he wants and gets to ban undesirables. Banning extends to trying to re-enter the town under a different name or on a different bike. Parade optional when arriving in town, but we can send the sheriff (cowboy hat) out to give an escort.
*Upon relocation, the City Accountant (See-through Green Visor) would not tax @Igofar for any engine or farkle parts, ever. Includes maintenance items as long as you listen to him in oil recommendations and allow him to adjust your suspension.
*Upon my death (bald head)... renamed STOCtown and @ToddC takes over city maintenance because I've heard he can fix things!!!
* Town to be left in trust for future STOC gatherings. Bronze statue of me (helmet) optional.
As City Planner (Derby), Mayor (Top Hat), Utilities Commissioner (Baseball Cap), and Permit Inspector (Yellow Hard Hat) I would:
*Remove all speed limits through town. Yep, 200 yards of go-as-fast-as-you-want!
*Have a strictly enforced noise ordinance (because loud pipes do NOT save lives), which could fund an annual celebration of... well.... ME!
More seriously, the annual town celebration would be DaleSTOC and we could use the community center, bathrooms by the gas station, the creek is open for bathing.
* @Mellow gets to do whatever he wants and gets to ban undesirables. Banning extends to trying to re-enter the town under a different name or on a different bike. Parade optional when arriving in town, but we can send the sheriff (cowboy hat) out to give an escort.
*Upon relocation, the City Accountant (See-through Green Visor) would not tax @Igofar for any engine or farkle parts, ever. Includes maintenance items as long as you listen to him in oil recommendations and allow him to adjust your suspension.
*Upon my death (bald head)... renamed STOCtown and @ToddC takes over city maintenance because I've heard he can fix things!!!
* Town to be left in trust for future STOC gatherings. Bronze statue of me (helmet) optional.
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