With a few exceptions, peoples' heights and arm-spans are equal.
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Bill Rankin
Well I'm the exception then 6ft tall, finger tip to finger tip 6ft 5 and a half inches , yeah there's got to be some orangutan in me. Also 35 inch inseam. Cheers and keep the funnies coming ,G
ST1100Y
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No big deal with the (sealed) dog-food bags, but we've folks placing their dirty street shoes into the bottom section of the refrigerated dairy shelves...
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... here is why you don't lend out tools ...
... you ask why I have trust issues? ...
... you ask why I have trust issues? ...
Tripus Interruptus?
... you ask why I have trust issues? ...
I remember something similar to this at the BRG a few years back.
Did it stop us? No then yes.
OK - so let me first wish all of my American friends a very Happy Thanksgiving!
I offer you this excellent recipe for your turkey dinner....but only if certain tariff-toting politicians are coming for dinner.....
I offer you this excellent recipe for your turkey dinner....but only if certain tariff-toting politicians are coming for dinner.....
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I wish there had been a 'guard rail' across that road!I remember something similar to this at the BRG a few years back.
Did it stop us? No then yes.
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I wanted to meet the driver of that Jeep, family had a 66 Wagoner when I was learning to drive.
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A new girl started working at the pharmacy. She had only been there for a few days when the pharmacist had to step out on an errand, when he got back he saw a man clutching a light pole with a face turning purple. “That man outside, was he just in here?” Asked the pharmacist. Yes the girl said. “What did he want?” “Something to stop him coughing “. “What did you give him???”. “Extra strength laxative “ said the girl. “To stop a cough? How will that stop a cough???”
“Well, look at him he wouldn’t DARE COUGH!!!”
“Well, look at him he wouldn’t DARE COUGH!!!”
Reminded me:
A cowboy gets off of his horse in front of a saloon, ties off the horse, walks behind the horse, pokes a finger in the horse's butt, wipes it on his lips, then goes into the saloon.
Another cowboy, whose jaw just about hit the dirt as h watched this, just had to go into the saloon to ask the first cowboy about what he just witnessed.
He explained that he had recently gotten cold sores, and went to see the town doc, who told him to do whatever he could do to avoid licking his lips.
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This is hilarious 
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Mr. Bean Inserted Into Historical Portraits By Caricature Artist
Rowan Atkinson, the actor behind the famously hilarious Mr. Bean and Blackadder characters, has made another foray into the pages of history thanks to caricature artist Rodney Pike. He took some of history's most famous portraits and jazzed them up by replacing the original subjects' faces with...
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An elderly couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. Childhood sweethearts, they had returned to their old neighborhood after retiring.
Hand in hand, they visited their old school. The door was unlocked, so they stepped inside and found the desk they’d once shared. On it, Jerry had carved, *I love you, Sally*. They smiled at the memory.
On their way home, an armored car passed by, and a bag of money tumbled out, landing right at their feet. Sally quickly grabbed it. Unsure what to do, they brought it home.
When they opened it, they were stunned—it held $50,000!
“We need to return this,” Jerry said firmly.
“Finders keepers!” Sally replied, stashing the bag in the attic.
The next day, two police officers knocked on their door. “Excuse us, did you find a bag of money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?” one asked.
Sally replied calmly, “No.”
But Jerry blurted, “She’s lying! She hid it in the attic!”
Sally shot back, “Don’t listen to him—he’s losing his mind!”
The officers turned to Jerry. “Sir, can you explain what happened from the beginning?”
Jerry nodded and said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday…”
The officers exchanged a glance, and one muttered to the other, “We’re done here.” Then they left.
Hand in hand, they visited their old school. The door was unlocked, so they stepped inside and found the desk they’d once shared. On it, Jerry had carved, *I love you, Sally*. They smiled at the memory.
On their way home, an armored car passed by, and a bag of money tumbled out, landing right at their feet. Sally quickly grabbed it. Unsure what to do, they brought it home.
When they opened it, they were stunned—it held $50,000!
“We need to return this,” Jerry said firmly.
“Finders keepers!” Sally replied, stashing the bag in the attic.
The next day, two police officers knocked on their door. “Excuse us, did you find a bag of money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?” one asked.
Sally replied calmly, “No.”
But Jerry blurted, “She’s lying! She hid it in the attic!”
Sally shot back, “Don’t listen to him—he’s losing his mind!”
The officers turned to Jerry. “Sir, can you explain what happened from the beginning?”
Jerry nodded and said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday…”
The officers exchanged a glance, and one muttered to the other, “We’re done here.” Then they left.