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... Dang! Forgot the 10mm socket in the van! ...
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... nice try ...
... when the monster-in-law is paying a visit ...
... when the monster-in-law is paying a visit ...
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A man has walked thru the streets of the city for the whole day. He is very tired, depressed and hungry. He just lost a final divorce trial. The lawyer of his wife has successfully convinced the judge to give all his property and money to his wife.
Finally late that night he stops at a dumpster to get some left over food. Suddenly he hears some voice speaking to him:
Son, you look so miserable. What can I do for you?
The man replies:
-Are you God? Why did you let such things happen to me?
God says:
-I am going to grant you three wishes. You can wish whatever you want. But whatever you wish, all the lawyers in the city will have double.
The man replies:
-Thank you God. First I want a Mercedes. I had walked the whole day. Nothing is better for me now than a good car.
In a flash, a Mercedes appears in front of him, but in his vision he also sees that every lawyers in the city also have two Mercedes.
The man makes a second wish:
-God please give me a million dollars.
In a flash a big bag full of money appears in front of him, but in his vision he also sees that every lawyers in the city have two bags full of money.
At this moment the man begins to think about the lawyer in his divorce trial. He then makes the third wish:
-God please beat me half dead!
Finally late that night he stops at a dumpster to get some left over food. Suddenly he hears some voice speaking to him:
Son, you look so miserable. What can I do for you?
The man replies:
-Are you God? Why did you let such things happen to me?
God says:
-I am going to grant you three wishes. You can wish whatever you want. But whatever you wish, all the lawyers in the city will have double.
The man replies:
-Thank you God. First I want a Mercedes. I had walked the whole day. Nothing is better for me now than a good car.
In a flash, a Mercedes appears in front of him, but in his vision he also sees that every lawyers in the city also have two Mercedes.
The man makes a second wish:
-God please give me a million dollars.
In a flash a big bag full of money appears in front of him, but in his vision he also sees that every lawyers in the city have two bags full of money.
At this moment the man begins to think about the lawyer in his divorce trial. He then makes the third wish:
-God please beat me half dead!
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OK, I've only had one cup of coffee, but I give up. Please explain.
The wolf never was able to blow down the brick house... the Cool Aid guy always broke through brick walls.
