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Fawlty said:
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We had a similar occurrence in Dallas a few years back. Guy dressed up as a doctor...white coat, dark trousers, patent leather shoes, stethoscope.....was door knocking mornings offering free in-home breast exams. One woman called the police on him and he was arrested....not really an MD, I suppose. Once it hit the news next morning, several women called the police....seems they fell for it.
 
A 12 year old boy was diagnosed with cancer in one of his eyes and had to have his eyeball removed. His parents were poor and couldn’t afford a glass eye, so they put an eye made of wood into the boys eye socket. The boy was very self conscious and often tried to cover his eye with his hand and tried to avoid eye contact with anyone .


The school dance was approaching, and the boys parents encouraged him to go, despite Jim being very self conscious about his eye. The boy was unsure, but with the urging of his parents, he reluctantly agreed to go to the dance.


Friday night came and the boys parents dropped him off at the gym, assuring him he’d be fine. The boy went into the gym, but immediately went to a corner, covering his eye with his hand. The other kids were dancing, having a great time but he was just too self conscious to ask a girl to dance.


He looked across the gym and saw a girl sitting alone. As he gave her a closer look, he could see the girl had a hare lip. He thought to himself, “ she might dance with me since we both have a physical problem “. His heart was pounding as he gathered all his nerve, approaching the girl. He had his hand on his face half covering his eye, but pulled it away when he reached her and with all the courage he could muster ,he said in a soft, shaky voice , “ Would you like to dance?” The girl answered excitedly “ Would I! Would I !” The boy replied, “ Hare lip! Hare lip!”
 
docw1 said:
A 12 year old boy was diagnosed with cancer in one of his eyes and had to have his eyeball removed. His parents were poor and couldn’t afford a glass eye, so they put an eye made of wood into the boys eye socket. The boy was very self conscious and often tried to cover his eye with his hand and tried to avoid eye contact with anyone .


The school dance was approaching, and the boys parents encouraged him to go, despite Jim being very self conscious about his eye. The boy was unsure, but with the urging of his parents, he reluctantly agreed to go to the dance.


Friday night came and the boys parents dropped him off at the gym, assuring him he’d be fine. The boy went into the gym, but immediately went to a corner, covering his eye with his hand. The other kids were dancing, having a great time but he was just too self conscious to ask a girl to dance.


He looked across the gym and saw a girl sitting alone. As he gave her a closer look, he could see the girl had a hare lip. He thought to himself, “ she might dance with me since we both have a physical problem “. His heart was pounding as he gathered all his nerve, approaching the girl. He had his hand on his face half covering his eye, but pulled it away when he reached her and with all the courage he could muster ,he said in a soft, shaky voice , “ Would you like to dance?” The girl answered excitedly “ Would I! Would I !” The boy replied, “ Hare lip! Hare lip!”
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My dad told me this joke about 55 years ago. In his version she had lost a leg and wore a prosthesis.

..................The girl answered excitedly “ Would I! Would I !” The boy replied, “ Peg leg! Peg leg!”
 
So were the old posts archived or deleted?

I know, not too funny.

My kids are always, "Fun fact, dad" after which I hear something that is seldom truly funny, and barely qualifies as a fact.
 
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