docw1
Bill Rankin
3 guys died and went to heaven. Gatekeeper tells them they need a vehicle to get around. He’ll ask them a question and their answer will determine which vehicle they will get.To the first guy, “Did you ever cheat on your wife”
“No sir, I did not. married a wonderful woman. Married for 65 years. Never thought to cheat. Totally happy. I would never do that. I was the luckiest guy around”
“That’s great…you can have a Rolls Royce.”
He gets in his car and drives off.
Asks the 2nd guy, “did you ever cheat on your wife”?
“Well, I was in the war. I got lonely. I sought companionship. I told my wife. She forgave me and I never did it again. But, this is heaven and I can’t lie…yes…I did cheat…ONCE”
“Sorry..a sin is a sin. You can have a Chevette (hey…it’s an old joke). Guy gets in his car and drives off
3rd guy. Same question.
“Absolutely. I was a traveling salesman. Had a lady in every city. Married for almost 60 years. My wife never suspected a thing. Worked up until my dying day. Cheated all the time and I would do it again.”
Gate keeper is upset. Here, you can have a 10-speed bike and be grateful you got that.
Gets on his bike and starts to peddle down the road. Get a couple hundred yards and sees the 1st guy is pulled over, crying on his steering wheel.
“He Buddy, what are you crying about, you have the best vehicle of all of us”
1st guy picks his head up…sobs a bit…”yeah, I know, but my wife just passed me on roller skates”
“No sir, I did not. married a wonderful woman. Married for 65 years. Never thought to cheat. Totally happy. I would never do that. I was the luckiest guy around”
“That’s great…you can have a Rolls Royce.”
He gets in his car and drives off.
Asks the 2nd guy, “did you ever cheat on your wife”?
“Well, I was in the war. I got lonely. I sought companionship. I told my wife. She forgave me and I never did it again. But, this is heaven and I can’t lie…yes…I did cheat…ONCE”
“Sorry..a sin is a sin. You can have a Chevette (hey…it’s an old joke). Guy gets in his car and drives off
3rd guy. Same question.
“Absolutely. I was a traveling salesman. Had a lady in every city. Married for almost 60 years. My wife never suspected a thing. Worked up until my dying day. Cheated all the time and I would do it again.”
Gate keeper is upset. Here, you can have a 10-speed bike and be grateful you got that.
Gets on his bike and starts to peddle down the road. Get a couple hundred yards and sees the 1st guy is pulled over, crying on his steering wheel.
“He Buddy, what are you crying about, you have the best vehicle of all of us”
1st guy picks his head up…sobs a bit…”yeah, I know, but my wife just passed me on roller skates”