Non-repeating, no duplicates and cannot be the same as the last 100 passwords used in the last 6 months. Password must be updated weekly.
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ST1100Y
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Don't remind me, had a real life case at the office like this...
A piping design program for Samsung VRF systems (air-conditioning) bugged me every two weeks that I need to update my PW... like those are nuclear launch codes or such...
Annoyed and running out of PW ideas I started to ignore it...
After like 30 days I then received notification that my account/program functionality was cancelled due to inactivity...
Yeah... screw them... like we sell two of their systems a week...
I removed their application and am happy since...
docw1
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ST1100Y
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Yup...
I already announced that I prefer to be cremated...
My ashes then poured into an envelope...
Addressed to the IRS and mailed...
With a note added...
... 'now you got it all' ...
ST1100Y
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Lately my GF complained...
I think you've gained, she said...
What do your expect, I answered
I'm in a relation now!
That has nothing to do with the subject at hand, she prompted...
Sure it does, I insisted...
while being single, I came home, looked into the fridge, found nothing interesting, hence went to bed...
now I come home, look into the bed, find nothing interesting, thus I go through the fridge...
I think you've gained, she said...
What do your expect, I answered
I'm in a relation now!
That has nothing to do with the subject at hand, she prompted...
Sure it does, I insisted...
while being single, I came home, looked into the fridge, found nothing interesting, hence went to bed...
now I come home, look into the bed, find nothing interesting, thus I go through the fridge...
It's been nice knowing you... hope you survive....Lately my GF complained...
I think you've gained, she said...
What do your expect, I answered
I'm in a relation now!
That has nothing to do with the subject at hand, she prompted...
Sure it does, I insisted...
while being single, I came home, looked into the fridge, found nothing interesting, hence went to bed...
now I come home, look into the bed, find nothing interesting, thus I go through the fridge...
scootac
Will Ride for Food
Works both ways!Lately my GF complained...
now I come home, look into the bed, find nothing interesting, thus I go through the fridge...
Going to be losing soon.Lately my GF complained...
I think you've gained, she said...
What do your expect, I answered
I'm in a relation now!
That has nothing to do with the subject at hand, she prompted...
Sure it does, I insisted...
while being single, I came home, looked into the fridge, found nothing interesting, hence went to bed...
now I come home, look into the bed, find nothing interesting, thus I go through the fridge...
ST1100Y
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You expect the "We have to talk!" routine...
One thing I learned: don't...
Actual 'talking' is the worst you do...
I handle such like when getting pulled over
Keep a straight face and limit you responses strictly to 'yes' and 'no' until you've figured out what you are accused of...
Hope you didn't get hurt but I guess that relation ship is over.Lately my GF complained...
I think you've gained, she said...
What do your expect, I answered
I'm in a relation now!
That has nothing to do with the subject at hand, she prompted...
Sure it does, I insisted...
while being single, I came home, looked into the fridge, found nothing interesting, hence went to bed...
now I come home, look into the bed, find nothing interesting, thus I go through the fridge...
How many times til you got that figured out ?
Talking is required to reach a resolution
Talking = her telling you in exquisite detail what you did wrong
Resolution = you admit you're wrong, she's right, you apologize
Talking = her telling you in exquisite detail what you did wrong
Resolution = you admit you're wrong, she's right, you apologize
ST1100Y
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Methinks in kindergarten... (mom was quite a number, but I learned all those female oddities. Surprised all my GF's later that they just couldn't manipulate meHow many times til you got that figured out ?
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ST1100Y
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No can do...
docw1
Bill Rankin
Eh, Whatever
tnbill
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Sounds like someone will be staying single for a looooggg time