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obviously, a non-abs bike.......
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... one for the audiophiles ...
Hopefully that second flash from the wires wasn't because of the cyclist.
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Thinking what color to paint the room.....
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A young man who was born and raised in Texas finds out one day that Texas is not the largest state in the Union as he had thought. Alaska is bigger. So he gets on a bus and heads for Alaska.
He arrives and heads into the closest bar where he announces that he is newly arrived from Texas.
“What do I have to do to become an Alaskan?” he asks.
“Well,” replies one old grizzled man at the bar, “to be an Alaskan you have to drink a whole bottle of whiskey, fight a grizzly bear barehanded, and make love to an Eskimo woman, all in one night.”
“OK” exclaims the young Texan. He grabs a bottle of whiskey and chugs it down, then stumbles out into the night.
A couple of hours later, he crawls back into the bar, his clothes in tatters, bleeding scratches all over himself and fights his way to his feet.
Holding on the back of a chair he asks, “Where’s that woman I got to fight?”
He arrives and heads into the closest bar where he announces that he is newly arrived from Texas.
“What do I have to do to become an Alaskan?” he asks.
“Well,” replies one old grizzled man at the bar, “to be an Alaskan you have to drink a whole bottle of whiskey, fight a grizzly bear barehanded, and make love to an Eskimo woman, all in one night.”
“OK” exclaims the young Texan. He grabs a bottle of whiskey and chugs it down, then stumbles out into the night.
A couple of hours later, he crawls back into the bar, his clothes in tatters, bleeding scratches all over himself and fights his way to his feet.
Holding on the back of a chair he asks, “Where’s that woman I got to fight?”
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife !"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night !
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of The night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John !" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised me-self. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep."
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night !
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of The night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John !" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised me-self. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep."
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And each of those old cameras had a little black book that recorded the date you got married so they would coordinate that date to when the baby comes.