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Bill Rankin
A Zen Buddhist goes up to a hotdog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything!”
That by itself is subtly funny, but much later I heard a continuation:
The vendor makes a dog with all the condiments, hands it to the Buddhist. The Buddhist gives the vendor a $20. The vendor puts the bill in his cash drawer and goes on to the next customer. The Buddhist says “Hey, what about my change?” The vendor says, “Change, my son, must come from within!”
That by itself is subtly funny, but much later I heard a continuation:
The vendor makes a dog with all the condiments, hands it to the Buddhist. The Buddhist gives the vendor a $20. The vendor puts the bill in his cash drawer and goes on to the next customer. The Buddhist says “Hey, what about my change?” The vendor says, “Change, my son, must come from within!”
