Ay up, how can I be first. Just spose I am.....I spose. The Dark Italian Roast is ready. Help ya'selves.
Just back from Berwick-upon-the-Tweed, retailers were happy to see me....pffffffftttttt....and I returned with a nice selection of well discounted white wines, lobster claws and jumbo shrimp. Strange terminology for a shrimp, don't ya think.
It's cool but not as cool, we may see 48 and it should be dry'ish, snow lying above 2000 ft.
After coffee I need some sausage, preferably Northumberland. To clarify and for the purposes of reiteration I don't want sausage, I need sausage.
Av a gud un and remember, sausages don't grow on trees.
Upt.
Just back from Berwick-upon-the-Tweed, retailers were happy to see me....pffffffftttttt....and I returned with a nice selection of well discounted white wines, lobster claws and jumbo shrimp. Strange terminology for a shrimp, don't ya think.
It's cool but not as cool, we may see 48 and it should be dry'ish, snow lying above 2000 ft.
After coffee I need some sausage, preferably Northumberland. To clarify and for the purposes of reiteration I don't want sausage, I need sausage.
Av a gud un and remember, sausages don't grow on trees.
Upt.