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G'Day sleepyheads...
1°/5°C today, gray overcast, doomsday sky in the morning, slight drizzle... the shamans can't agree if they'd issue a snow or a rain alarm, so they put out a precipitation warning...
GF pulled the usual morning procedure, of me having to wake/admonish her like 3 times, only to prompt with "...ooch... I don't wanna go to school, they're all stupid there..."
Yeah, she's back...
Already pretty lively last night, I diagnosed her fully fit, so off to work with her again...
Office, not much going on... one crew adding an indoor unit in the entrance area, hence some working noise besides the whir of the smart car sized laser copy/print/scanner out in the hallway...
One off them burned his Wurst Semmel to a smoldering black crisp in the break room, the stench is creeping through the whole place...
Normally the boss's GF/secretary is the one living out her undisputed talented of creating burn victims... frequently... I mean like on daily bases...
I'm really amped to hide a smoke alarm as her personal "food timer" there...
What's on the news-feed?
Well, the ASFINAG (that state owned/operated shell/onion corp running the Austrian motorways...) is intending to surprise travelers with a "journey through time"...
Back to medieval times that is, as they're intending to retrofit all rest areas with squat toilets... yep: a hole in ze floor...
They argue that with vandalism resistance and lower cleaning costs... and that the early Homo Erectus had a more natural, healthier pose while doing his business anyway...
Methinks they're talking
and especially the female clientele will object... heavily... I mean what to wipe with now, leaves?
(don't push it, we already have a
-police claiming the production of toilet paper is the factor in climate change... methinks they're all talking out their arse...)
Thank goodness are we motorcycle riders rarely using motorways to begin with...
Anyhow... hope your morning bowel movements where smooth and rich...
In that sense, enjoy your day!
Always Brew Coffee..."
G'Day sleepyheads...
1°/5°C today, gray overcast, doomsday sky in the morning, slight drizzle... the shamans can't agree if they'd issue a snow or a rain alarm, so they put out a precipitation warning...
GF pulled the usual morning procedure, of me having to wake/admonish her like 3 times, only to prompt with "...ooch... I don't wanna go to school, they're all stupid there..."
Yeah, she's back...
Office, not much going on... one crew adding an indoor unit in the entrance area, hence some working noise besides the whir of the smart car sized laser copy/print/scanner out in the hallway...
One off them burned his Wurst Semmel to a smoldering black crisp in the break room, the stench is creeping through the whole place...

Normally the boss's GF/secretary is the one living out her undisputed talented of creating burn victims... frequently... I mean like on daily bases...
I'm really amped to hide a smoke alarm as her personal "food timer" there...

What's on the news-feed?
Well, the ASFINAG (that state owned/operated shell/onion corp running the Austrian motorways...) is intending to surprise travelers with a "journey through time"...
Back to medieval times that is, as they're intending to retrofit all rest areas with squat toilets... yep: a hole in ze floor...
They argue that with vandalism resistance and lower cleaning costs... and that the early Homo Erectus had a more natural, healthier pose while doing his business anyway...
Methinks they're talking

(don't push it, we already have a

Thank goodness are we motorcycle riders rarely using motorways to begin with...
Anyhow... hope your morning bowel movements where smooth and rich...
In that sense, enjoy your day!
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