Funny!

A blonde woman was sick and tired of all the dumb blonde jokes being told in her office at work. She thought and thought about it, and suddenly it hit her. She decided to go home and learn all the state capitals, and when they started to tell one of the jokes, she could demonstrate her knowledge, and shut them up.


It wasn’t easy, and she studied hard for several weeks, but finally she was confident she knew every state capital . She went to work armed with her newfound knowledge.


Sure enough, that day, someone told a dumb blonde joke, and she said, “ Blondes aren’t dumb and l can prove it. I can do something that none of you can do. I can name the capital of every state in the country!”


A coworker said, “ I don’t believe it”. The blonde said, “ Give me any three states and I’ll tell you their capitals ”. The man said, “ OK. Texas, California and Florida”. The blonde said, “ That’s easy! The capital of Texas is T, California is C and Florida is F. So now tell me how dumb blondes are?!”
 
docw1 said:
A blonde woman was sick and tired of all the dumb blonde jokes being told in her office at work. She thought and thought about it, and suddenly it hit her. She decided to go home and learn all the state capitals, and when they started to tell one of the jokes, she could demonstrate her knowledge, and shut them up.


It wasn’t easy, and she studied hard for several weeks, but finally she was confident she knew every state capital . She went to work armed with her newfound knowledge.


Sure enough, that day, someone told a dumb blonde joke, and she said, “ Blondes aren’t dumb and l can prove it. I can do something that none of you can do. I can name the capital of every state in the country!”


A coworker said, “ I don’t believe it”. The blonde said, “ Give me any three states and I’ll tell you their capitals ”. The man said, “ OK. Texas, California and Florida”. The blonde said, “ That’s easy! The capital of Texas is T, California is C and Florida is F. So now tell me how dumb blondes are?!”
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Might be the same blonde who entered a spelling contest. She was asked how many times "D" occurs in "Indiana". She closed her eyes and concentrated for a moment; the judges could see her fingers wiggling as she was (presumably) counting.

Finally she opened her eyes and in a triumphant voice announced "Forty seven!"

Astonished, the judges asked her to explain how she had arrived at her answer.

"Oh, I just had to count them" she replied.

"Could you give us an example, please?" the flabbergasted judges followed up.

"Of course" replied the blonde. "De- de-de-DEEEEEEE, de-de-de..." (to the tune of the main theme music from Raiders of the Lost Ark).
 
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