Funny!

[Al st1100]

 

[ibike2havefun]

 

[Craig246]

 

[Bmacleod]

 

[Bmacleod]

 

[MaxPete]

 

[MaxPete]

 

[MaxPete]

....a good question for each of us who has reached a "certain age" to ponder....

 

[Fawlty]

 

[Bmacleod]

 

[Roger]

 

[Bmacleod]

 

[Pop-Pop]

I was walking across a parking lot the other day when I see an old guy on a motorcycle ride into a space and fall over.
I ran over to him to see if I could help.
He stood up and said: “It’s OK, I’m alright.”
I asked him “What happened?”
He said: “I don’t know …. it’s been doing this ever since I took the sidecar off.”

 

[dwalby]

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Hmmm, I'll have to disagree on this one.

The pizza part is quite logical, and takes just a few seconds to figure out.

The women part is not logical at all. After almost 40 years with the same one I haven't figured any of it out other than the part where I'm always wrong.

 

[Obo]

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And why you eat pizza from the inside outward...

 

[Larry Fine]

And why you eat pizza from the inside outward...

I don't. I'm weird. I dislike the crust, so I usually break it off and start there, eating toward the middle.

Sometimes, I scrape one or two slice's of toppings onto one slice for a better topping-to-bread ratio.

 

[bdalameda]

I don't. I'm weird. I dislike the crust, so I usually break it off and start there, eating toward the middle.

Sometimes, I scrape one or two slice's of toppings onto one slice for a better topping-to-bread ratio.

You rogue you!!!

 

[Slammer]

"Can you feel the nature Susan?"

 

[Larry Fine]

"View attachment 316923Can you feel the nature Susan?"

If her name was Ruth, you could say he continued on Ruthlessly.

 

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