Ay up, Er'Indoors and yourselves are being treated to buttermilk pancakes and stewed apples, all dusted in icing sugar with a dollop of mascapone. You're welcome. Help ya blummin selves. But save some for Patts! Greedy urchins.
The weather, I could tell you what's forecast but there's no point, it hasn't been right for over a week. It'll probably be OK'ish. Or not!
Todays Brummie lesson for our resident Brummingham and his German mate is.......It wor me, ar day do it.
Before you think these are made up I have decided to organise Black Country trips for you all. I will fly you over at my expense, escort you around Dudley, Smethwick and Brum itself; this tour would include accommodation and one portion of Wassall Battered Chips from the Wassall Chippy. As I say it will be at my expense for a very reasonable $20,000 (US) per person with a 1% discount for early booking. It will obviously be in January when the true beauty of the area will be all too obvious. You're welcome.
Form an orderly queue.
Av a gud un and remember, free offers like this don't hang around for long. Apply at Big Lad, Wooler in the kingdom of Northumbria, England.
Upt.
Special rates for accompanying canines.
Tara a bit.
The weather, I could tell you what's forecast but there's no point, it hasn't been right for over a week. It'll probably be OK'ish. Or not!
Todays Brummie lesson for our resident Brummingham and his German mate is.......It wor me, ar day do it.
Before you think these are made up I have decided to organise Black Country trips for you all. I will fly you over at my expense, escort you around Dudley, Smethwick and Brum itself; this tour would include accommodation and one portion of Wassall Battered Chips from the Wassall Chippy. As I say it will be at my expense for a very reasonable $20,000 (US) per person with a 1% discount for early booking. It will obviously be in January when the true beauty of the area will be all too obvious. You're welcome.
Form an orderly queue.
Av a gud un and remember, free offers like this don't hang around for long. Apply at Big Lad, Wooler in the kingdom of Northumbria, England.
Upt.
Special rates for accompanying canines.
Tara a bit.
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